BASIC RULES FOR CLOTHES LINES
Even if you are too young to remember....Had to send this because it actually was the way things were. Remember?
You have to be a certain age to appreciate this. I can Hear my mother now....
You have to be a certain age to appreciate this. I can Hear my mother now....
THE BASIC RULES FOR CLOTHESLINES: (if you don't know
what clotheslines are, better skip this)
1. You had to wash the clothes line before hanging any clothes -
walk the entire lengths of each line with a damp cloth around the lines.
2. You had to hang the clothes in a certain order, and
always hang "whites" with "whites," and hang them first.
3. You never hung a shirt by the shoulders - always by
the tail!. What would the neighbors think?
4. Wash day on a Monday! . .. . Never hang clothes on the
Weekend, or Sunday, for Heaven's sake!
5. Hang the sheets and towels on the outside lines so you
could hide your "unmentionables" in the middle (perverts &
Busybodies, y'know!)
6. It didn't matter if it was sub zero weather . . ....
Clothes would "freeze-dry..
7. The clothes were frozen, stiff as a board so we hung them inside to dry.
They made the air smell so fresh inside, we didn't mind at all.
8. Always gather the clothes pins when taking down dry
clothes! Pins left on the lines were "tacky!"
9. If you were efficient, you would line the clothes up so that
each item did not need two clothes pins, but shared one of the
clothes pins with the next washed item..
11. Long sheets in the back and long pants too. so the wind could blow them smooth.
Short things in front so the wind could blow through. It was a science you know.
12.. Clothes off of the line before dinner time, neatly
folded in the clothes basket, and ready to be ironed.
13. IRONED?! Well, that's a whole other subject!
A POEM
A clothesline was a news forecast
To neighbors passing by,
There were no secrets you could keep
When clothes were hung to dry.
It also was a friendly link
For neighbors always knew
If company had stopped on by
To spend a night or two.
For then you'd see the "fancy sheets"
And towels upon the line;
You'd see the "company table cloths"
With intricate designs.
The line announced a baby's birth
From folks who lived inside -
As brand new infant clothes were hung,
So carefully with pride!
The ages of the children could
So readily be known
By watching how the sizes changed,
You'd know how much they'd grown!
It also told when illness struck,
As extra sheets were hung;
Then nightclothes, and a bathrobe, too,
Haphazardly were strung.
It also said, "Gone on vacation now"
When lines hung limp and bare.
It told, "We're back!" when full lines sagged
With not an inch to spare!
New folks in town were scorned upon
If wash was dingy and gray,
As neighbors carefully raised their brows,
And looked the other way . .
But clotheslines now are of the past,
For dryers make work much less.
Now what goes on inside a home
Is anybody's guess!
I really miss that way of life.
It was a friendly sign
When neighbors knew each other best
By what hung on the line.
what clotheslines are, better skip this)
1. You had to wash the clothes line before hanging any clothes -
walk the entire lengths of each line with a damp cloth around the lines.
2. You had to hang the clothes in a certain order, and
always hang "whites" with "whites," and hang them first.
3. You never hung a shirt by the shoulders - always by
the tail!. What would the neighbors think?
4. Wash day on a Monday! . .. . Never hang clothes on the
Weekend, or Sunday, for Heaven's sake!
5. Hang the sheets and towels on the outside lines so you
could hide your "unmentionables" in the middle (perverts &
Busybodies, y'know!)
6. It didn't matter if it was sub zero weather . . ....
Clothes would "freeze-dry..
7. The clothes were frozen, stiff as a board so we hung them inside to dry.
They made the air smell so fresh inside, we didn't mind at all.
8. Always gather the clothes pins when taking down dry
clothes! Pins left on the lines were "tacky!"
9. If you were efficient, you would line the clothes up so that
each item did not need two clothes pins, but shared one of the
clothes pins with the next washed item..
11. Long sheets in the back and long pants too. so the wind could blow them smooth.
Short things in front so the wind could blow through. It was a science you know.
12.. Clothes off of the line before dinner time, neatly
folded in the clothes basket, and ready to be ironed.
13. IRONED?! Well, that's a whole other subject!
A POEM
A clothesline was a news forecast
To neighbors passing by,
There were no secrets you could keep
When clothes were hung to dry.
It also was a friendly link
For neighbors always knew
If company had stopped on by
To spend a night or two.
For then you'd see the "fancy sheets"
And towels upon the line;
You'd see the "company table cloths"
With intricate designs.
The line announced a baby's birth
From folks who lived inside -
As brand new infant clothes were hung,
So carefully with pride!
The ages of the children could
So readily be known
By watching how the sizes changed,
You'd know how much they'd grown!
It also told when illness struck,
As extra sheets were hung;
Then nightclothes, and a bathrobe, too,
Haphazardly were strung.
It also said, "Gone on vacation now"
When lines hung limp and bare.
It told, "We're back!" when full lines sagged
With not an inch to spare!
New folks in town were scorned upon
If wash was dingy and gray,
As neighbors carefully raised their brows,
And looked the other way . .
But clotheslines now are of the past,
For dryers make work much less.
Now what goes on inside a home
Is anybody's guess!
I really miss that way of life.
It was a friendly sign
When neighbors knew each other best
By what hung on the line.